About AgriCorp Universal LLC

Welcome! AgriCorp Universal LLC is the world's largest producer of nearly all of Earth's purchasable materials, including biological agents for our brave troops, nearly-toxin-free toys for tykes, and cool as hell energy drinks.

Please note: in order to maximize our competitive advantage over all other companies, we do not disclose any information about our company's operations, specific products, tax fraud activities, or international war crimes on this website.

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